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cheesoisuncool:

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

Posted 53 minutes ago.
Artist:
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Fall Out Boy
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The Phoenix
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Save Rock and Roll
Plays: 1,764,573

storiesbycandlelight:

justanovercastkid:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

holy fucking shit 

Posted 55 minutes ago.
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

Posted 57 minutes ago.

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

Posted 1 hour ago.

moist-von-lipwig:

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t

my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got my approval up to 90+ and completed my personal quest

Posted 1 hour ago.
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The Living Tombstone
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Five Nights at Freddy's Song
Album: No information specified.
Plays: 90,436

livingtombstone:

Lyrics: 

Verse 1:

We’re waiting every night

to finally roam and invite

newcomers to play with us

for many years we’ve been all alone

We’re forced to be still and play

The same songs we’ve known since that day

An imposter took our life away

Now we’re stuck here to decay

Pre-Chorus:

Please let us get in!

don’t lock us away!

We’re not like what you’re thinking

We’re poor little souls

who have lost all control

and we’re forced here to take that role

We’ve been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since 1987

Join us, be our friend

or just be stuck and defend

after all you only got

Chorus: x2

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Is this where you want to be

I just don’t get it

Why do you want to stay

Verse 2:

We’re really quite surprised

We get to see you another night

You should have looked for another job

you should have said to this place good-bye

It’s like there’s so much more

Maybe you’ve been in this place before

We remember a face like yours

You seem acquainted with those doors

-Pre-Chorus

-Chorus 

Posted 1 hour ago.

badasserywoman:

Okay so i got a few notes on how i go about Environments/Landscapes…so i’ll share a method thats easy to work with….bare with me its been a little while since ive drawn them Lol

image

First thing you want to start of with in your gradient background…use what ever is your…

Posted 1 hour ago.
It is now 3 weeks since Michael Brown was murdered by Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. Officer Darren Wilson still has not been arrested, charged, or even brought to prison or court for the murder of Michael Brown.

thepoliticalfreakshow:

#JusticeForMichaelBrown

Posted 1 hour ago.

favorite renegade moments

Posted 1 hour ago.

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

Posted 1 hour ago.
"can you write queer cassandra angst??" by genderqueerfenris

lifeofaseamonster:

(To piss off the homophobes and make myself cry? Hells yes.)

"Cassandra," The Inquisitor said, voice honeyed and strong.

Cassandra nodded in acknowledgment, lump in her throat, “Yes?”

"Come here," She smiled, at the window, sunlight streaming in and lighting her figure, "I want to tell you something."

The Seeker obeyed, trying to- forcing herself to not look at her. 

She was always weak in the knees for soft curves, the warm peaks and valleys only women possessed.

Leliana had a point, about fine ladies and their silk bathrobes. The material clings to their bodies just as the Inquisitor’s.

She turned a little, to catch the armored woman in her eyes, still not bothering to get further dressed. “Cullen said he…He confessed his love last night.”

Ah. It was like a punch to the gut.

"I thought you should be the first to know," She smiled, that damned girl smiled, she had the guts to smile at Cassandra Pentaghast. How dare she give her a smile that would never be for her, never a present to unwrap with her lips.

"Ah," Cassandra looked around, searching for an escape, some opening to exploit, "I..I have plans to oversee."

"Oh," Her face fell. Cassandra didn’t need to see it. She could tell from the Inquisitor’s voice. "You have to go?"

Yes,” Cassandra practically croaked, hoping the Inquisitor wouldn’t see the tears and start to pity her for all their friendship, “I have…matters to tend to.”

Posted 2 hours ago.

doriianpavus:

ok so Orion draws in his spare time, so I kind of need this to happen:

  • The Inquisition at a tavern or pub or something, and the Inquisitor’s huddled in the corner, sketching out portraits of people they see going in and out
  • Solas looking through the Inquisitor’s drawings and sketches (with…
Posted 2 hours ago.
+ kettlehead-comics:

happy birthday friieeeend. Almost forgot I had these

kettlehead-comics:

happy birthday friieeeend. Almost forgot I had these

Posted 2 hours ago.

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

Posted 2 hours ago.
"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

Where is the Ezio harassed by Bards gif when you need it?

Posted 2 hours ago.